SPANISH FOR GRINGOS

There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know speak Spanish, we'll be helpful in your learning. For an instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish.

(léanlo en ingles, esta genial!)


1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit. (jajaja.. coño que bueno)
5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
10.See eye = si hay = yes we have
11. T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you
14.TELL A BOY A MATCH A CAR= Te la voy a machacar.
15.L GATT E TOWN= El gatito.
16.KICK UP ROM= Que cabrón.
17.T ENGO SAP ATY TOSS EAT TALL E AN OZ= Tengo zapatitos italianos.
18.SALT UP ALLAH OH= Salta pa'l la'o.
19.S TAZ B N GORE DOUGH= Estás bien gordo.
20.COUNTOUR MANA= Con tu hermana.
21.WEB US COM HAM ON= Huevos con jamón.
22.DESK CAN SAW= Descanso.
23.THE ROAM POE L COOL LOW= Te rompo el culo.
24.KICK A LORD= Qué calor.
25.TELL O PROMET O= Te lo prometo.
26.BOY AS N R= Voy a cenar.
27.A PEST ASS ALL COLE= Apestas a alcohol.
28.WHO AND SEE TO SHAKE AGO N LOWS PAINT ALONE IS= Juancito se cagó en los pantalones.
29.L GATT E TOW= El gatito.
30.THE EXPRESS SO ME A MORE = Te expreso mi amor
31.TEN GO GAIN AS, BANE A LOST CURE IT TOO = Tengo ganas, ven a lo oscurito
32.THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOUGHT = deje de estar molestando = stopbugging me
33.T N S Free Whole lee toast e web e toast korn jam on? = Tienes frijolitos y huevitos con jamon? . Do you have beans and egs with jam?
34.POOH ROW PED O = Puro pedo Its all bull shit
35.S TAZ PEN THE JOH = Estas pendejo = You are a dumb ass
36.PASS A LASS ALL SAW = Pasa la salsa = pass the sauce
37.TABOO N O = 'TA BUENO = It's ok